Uncle Donny's Tumblelog

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Tue Mar 1
Cool jobs I’d like to have, #9:  Airbrush artist

Cool jobs I’d like to have, #9:  Airbrush artist

Wed Oct 27
If I’d gone with my first instinct and hidden the hookers in the closet, I wouldn’t have gotten busted by the girlfriend.  Damn my creative streak!

If I’d gone with my first instinct and hidden the hookers in the closet, I wouldn’t have gotten busted by the girlfriend.  Damn my creative streak!

Fri Mar 13
Best described as disturbing … yet arousing.

Best described as disturbing … yet arousing.

Thu Mar 12
Uhhhhh … okay …

Uhhhhh … okay …

Fri Jan 30

Peta is out of control.  First the whole fiasco with the sea kittens, and now intentionally producing superbowl commercials that they know will get banned, just to garner a little publicity?  Honestly, skinny vegginazi granola chicks that reek of patchouli aren’t all that hot — and I’ll gladly stop eating animals the day they afford humans the same courtesty — but heck, the organization is just so needy I had to blog them and give them the attention they’re so desperate for.  Now … off to get a bucket of KFC and club a baby seal.

Fri Jan 23

I hate to snigger like a fifth grader here, but Fox News really needs to get with the program and learn the lingo. 

The term is actually “fist bumping” or “knuckle knocking.”  I assure you, there is a very big difference between that and the term she uses.  Granted, The commentator doesn’t impress me as someone that knows much about either.

Wed Jan 21
Brilliant! The marketing team at Veet, makers of fine hair removal products, finally find the one day when they can use that slogan they’ve been dying to go with for years now.

Brilliant! The marketing team at Veet, makers of fine hair removal products, finally find the one day when they can use that slogan they’ve been dying to go with for years now.

Thu Dec 18
What every man needs for Christmas.

What every man needs for Christmas.

Fri Dec 12
I have no idea what this movie is about, or if it’s any good, in fact, I’ve got no interest in seeing it.  I just like the poster.

I have no idea what this movie is about, or if it’s any good, in fact, I’ve got no interest in seeing it.  I just like the poster.

Thu Dec 11
Ahhh, times were so much simpler then…

Ahhh, times were so much simpler then…